Stupid milk

Morning hair

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Either I’m a genius or I’ll live to regret this.

But there has been a marked dwindling in my three-year-old’s enduring passion for the word ‘stupid’ since this exchange today.

-Can I have juice, Mammy?
-No, Beineán.
-But I want juice!
-Water or milk.
-I. Want. JUICE.
-Water or milk.
-Water is stupid! Milk is stupid!
-So … stupid water, or stupid milk?
PAUSE.
-Stupid millk, please.
-Here’s your stupid milk.
-Thank you very much. I LOVE *stupid* milk.

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About Adrienne

Mother, yoga teacher aspirant, digital media enthusiast, archaeologist. Embracing countryside-living again after years of city lights. Still attempting, sporadically, to blog!
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